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Cotton Crew

Coffee Makes You Poop

$12.00 USD
$12.00 USD
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Description

Let’s be honest—coffee is more than a beverage, it’s a process. Our Women’s “Coffee Makes You Poop” cotton crew socks lean into that universally understood morning moment with adorable emoji-style poop piles, tiny steaming coffee cups, and sweet little hearts scattered throughout.

Soft, breathable, and delightfully cheeky, this pair brings cozy humor to your daily routine. Perfect for slow mornings, work-from-home days, coffee dates, or gifting someone who laughs at the truth—because sometimes the best socks are the ones that get you.

Features

  • Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
  • Midweight feel — perfect year-round, not too thick or thin
  • Comfort stretch for a secure fit that moves with you
  • Crew height — hits at the perfect spot for everyday outfits
  • Easy-care fabric — machine washable and built to last
  • Designed with love in California with Socksmith’s signature novelty style

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry.

Fiber Content

WNC3793-MHT: 48% Cotton, 49% Nylon, 3% Spandex, Exclusive of Elastic
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Overall rating: 4.846543 / 5 from 593 reviews.

AI Generated Review Summary

Customers love the 'Coffee Makes You Poop' cotton crew socks for their perfect fit, delightful feel, and adorable designs. They appreciate the vibrant colors and quick shipping, making these socks a great choice for slow mornings, work-from-home days, and as a quirky gift.

Summary topics

  • Fit (5%): Customers expressed satisfaction with the perfect fit of the socks, which was mentioned multiple times in the reviews.
  • Color Vibrancy (10%): Customers raved about the vibrant and beautiful colors of the socks, with many expressing their love for them.
  • Design Appeal (13%): Customers expressed satisfaction with the cute and adorable designs, with many describing them as adorable, beautiful, and great.
  • Feel (2%): Customers expressed appreciation for the feel of these socks, with many mentioning how great they feel.
  • Shipping Speed (3%): Customers expressed appreciation for the quick shipping of the socks, which was mentioned multiple times in the reviews.

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Review highlights

  • "I love the color scheme and design, I’m just not a big fan of the metallic gold thread." — Sandra Z.
  • "They love the feel, fit and design as do I. Thanks for putting a skip in our walk with your well designed socks!" — Lynn F.
  • "That being said, they’re still great socks with a great design." — Sandra Z.

Reviews

Cutest socks

"Cutest socks"

— Danie S. (5/5)

Love the design!

"I realized I didn't have a pair of Halloween socks. I hemmed and hawwed over which pair to get because there were so many to choose from! I am wearing them now, even though it's Easter. They fit great and the colors are fun and bright. I love them!"

— Maureen C. (5/5)

Poppies

"These socks are so soft, comfortable fit and great colors! Love these and would highly recommend them for anyone."

— Christine D. (5/5)

Nice socks!

"I bought 5 pairs recently, and though I like all of them, I especially like those made from bamboo fiber. They are softer than the cotton socks, and seem to come through the laundry in better shape."

— Elaine M. (5/5)

Time for good book

"Purchased these socks for friends. Have not given them yet. I do love the patterns. I know they will enjoy wearing them"

— Patricia P. (5/5)

Socksmith Rocks!

"I've been buying Socksmith socks for several tears now and their products are of the highest quality with the BEST service! The SPAM socks generate a lot of attention and comments!"

— Lavoyed H. (5/5)

Perfect for me as my caffeine intake is questionable at best.

"One of my favorite pairs of socks for tax season when I am fueled by caffeine and rage. Wish the sock was as stretchy throughout, there's less stretch anywhere there is a graphic. Always gotta wash these on cold and gentle and let them air dry or they thin out really fast."

— Bella V. (4/5)

Love the chickens.

"I’m a bamboo gal but I loved the chicken print. Very cute but I still prefer bamboo over cotton."

— Cheryl G. (4/5)

So cute and love the

"So cute and love the material soft and doesn’t make my feet too hot"

— Ysabella C. (5/5)

A gift

"This was a gift, but she told me she liked them."

— Rebecca E. (5/5)

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